With weight loss we find old shorts fall down
don’t want to be out looking like a clown
in baggy pants ’cause now there’s no ass
now what’s a girl to do?
I found a pair at a local store
and tried them on two sizes less than norm
and waited for the magic in the mirror
to find a new butt in back of there.
But I was sad to find it wasn’t to be
there’s still no ass to show off for me
’cause once it’s gone it ain’t coming back
but at least I’m no longer showing off the crack.
Perhaps I should eat some peanut butter
or an entire container of fluffnutter
or a stick or two of Land O’Lakes
cause butter would make my butt look better.
Too many B’s for this girl to take
I’m sorry for this humor I make
I’m just jealous of those who have great curves
as I stand here with my flapjack tush
waiting for the better butt to be found
sorry folks, It’s still not round.
Just a little Wednesday hump day humor and thought I’d show off all I’m gonna show off of my new shorts. They were the only ones I could find in pine (olive color) as the other ones are falling off of me and covered with paint. Thanks for enjoying, and sorry I said the A word. Peace and desperately searching for it still.