Well do ya?

With weight loss we find old shorts fall down

don’t want to be out looking like a clown

in baggy pants ’cause now there’s no ass

now what’s a girl to do?

I found a pair at a local store

and tried them on two sizes less than norm

and waited for the magic in the mirror

to find a new butt in back of there.

But I was sad to find it wasn’t to be

there’s still no ass to show off for me

’cause once it’s gone it ain’t coming back

but at least I’m no longer showing off the crack.

Perhaps I should eat some peanut butter

or an entire container of fluffnutter

or a stick or two of Land O’Lakes

cause butter would make my butt look better.

Too many B’s for this girl to take

I’m sorry for this humor I make

I’m just jealous of those who have great curves

as I stand here with my flapjack tush

waiting for the better butt to be found

sorry folks, It’s still not round.

Just a little Wednesday hump day humor and thought I’d show off all I’m gonna show off of my new shorts. They were the only ones I could find in pine (olive color) as the other ones are falling off of me and covered with paint. Thanks for enjoying, and sorry I said the A word. Peace and desperately searching for it still.

 

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23 thoughts on “Well do ya?

  1. lies, I’ve seen your picture…it’s looking at me now, unless of course it’s an imposter taking over your site, in which case better check your security features πŸ™‚

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  2. Yeah, not a lot of comments from guys….haha…all in good fun😊 I like me just the way I am. Hubby and I still laughing over the idea, they’re just regular shorts….perhaps it’s a mind trick, if you think it, it will be? Haha.

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  3. uh huh..sure sure LOL πŸ™‚

    My sister used to sing “I Ain’t Got No Body” by David Lee Roth when she tried on swimsuits and would crack up the shop staff πŸ™‚

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  4. I kept singing the song I like big butts while I tried them on…quite disappointing to see such little results from the tag….not the reason I was buying them, they were the only ones in the color I needed to find πŸ™‚

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