Shop till you drop

Wilma and Betty went to the mall,
presents and gifts for them all
as credit cards filled
dear Wilma was thrilled
to shop till she dropped
but alas and instead,
off went her head.

Betty was laughing
with the gifts she went on
leaving the headless lady
left grasping the cart
losing a piece of herself
with no head in sight.

Her lips pursed in displeasure
and round past the cat
that licked its paws in pleasure
for the damage she’d caused
sitting cat like, non-plussed,
poor Wilma would need
just a wee spot of glue….
’cause besides a chuckle,
what else could I do?

Alas, poor Wilma will never be the same again…stupid cat!
Just a bit of humor of the stupidity of putting any Christmas ornaments within the range of the cat who decides they are there to bat about at her mercy. Sigh.
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16 thoughts on “Shop till you drop

  1. Poor Wilma. (That was a fun write)
    We’re leaving in a coupla days to Asia to reunite with Daughter #2, so… in case I don’t catch up with my mail and posts:
    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Kim.
    โค

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  2. That’s how I feel after going to the mall – like I’ve been batted around by a playful cat. ๐Ÿ˜‰ (We finally had to put up smaller trees on tables, out of reach of our kitties. ๐Ÿ˜ธ๐Ÿ˜ป )

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