hump day hubby prompt-birthday wishes

So the hump day hubby prompt for today is birthday wishes.
Hubby’s birthday is Saturday and we will be in the sky
Heading for sand and beaches and he gives the prompts so here goes.

I asked the birthday fairy
What to get this year,
She picked out a special card showed it to him
Then promptly put it back
As the birthday fairy is wise and says why spend five bucks
For paper because the words in my heart are priceless indeed
So you can read this here and know of birthday wishes for you.
Now birthday fairy, what to give as a present?
Fairy says practical, a ladder that will safely carry you
On your quest for the endless honey do list,
22 feet is as high as you can go
And your life, like the ladder extends
As you won’t fall off the old crappy one.
Well gee I tell fairy, is that enough
For my hot man?
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From his gorgeous wife?
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I will have to think says the fairy….what about canned goods, he is a foodie after all,
What about something no one has probably ever eaten before?
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Well no I think, that will not do at all,
But he likes surprises and I always tell him that quote they say about payback and all,
So we shall see what life brings, besides, it’s not his birthday yet
Maybe I will squish some sand between his toes or a wedgie in the ocean, I think that sounds like more fun…we shall see I think, pondering….
Hmmmm what is a good gift to the best man in the world?
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Um, no, wrong kind of presents I think….
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Ah yes, that’s the ticket…..relaxation with flip flops(the beach boys called them thongs you know), sunglasses and a nut.

Happy early birthday lovie, here is your card,
Saved five bucks…always a plus.