With weight loss we find old shorts fall down
don’t want to be out looking like a clown
in baggy pants ’cause now there’s no ass
now what’s a girl to do?
I found a pair at a local store
and tried them on two sizes less than norm
and waited for the magic in the mirror
to find a new butt in back of there.
But I was sad to find it wasn’t to be
there’s still no ass to show off for me
’cause once it’s gone it ain’t coming back
but at least I’m no longer showing off the crack.
Perhaps I should eat some peanut butter
or an entire container of fluffnutter
or a stick or two of Land O’Lakes
cause butter would make my butt look better.
Too many B’s for this girl to take
I’m sorry for this humor I make
I’m just jealous of those who have great curves
as I stand here with my flapjack tush
waiting for the better butt to be found
sorry folks, It’s still not round.
Just a little Wednesday hump day humor and thought I’d show off all I’m gonna show off of my new shorts. They were the only ones I could find in pine (olive color) as the other ones are falling off of me and covered with paint. Thanks for enjoying, and sorry I said the A word. Peace and desperately searching for it still.
It was hilarious! ๐
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Had to go back and see which one this was….ummmm, yup, a fun one…and they look good I guess…no massive gift from them, that’s for sure๐
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He he love this one! ๐
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lies, I’ve seen your picture…it’s looking at me now, unless of course it’s an imposter taking over your site, in which case better check your security features ๐
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Hahaha. I’m sure he didn’t care too much. Ah, that’s around my age
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Haha, I’m laughing very hard right now….it’s all a lie I tell ya…not much left but attitude and moves of course. Boogie woogie๐
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The girls got back
The Sheldon Perspective
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it was even funnier when the old dude (had to be about 70) cashed me out…at least i had other items and not just that ๐
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Hahaha. That’s funny
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๐ yep๐ still laughing…still no butt๐
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Now that’s just too funny๐
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Yeah, not a lot of comments from guys….haha…all in good fun๐ I like me just the way I am. Hubby and I still laughing over the idea, they’re just regular shorts….perhaps it’s a mind trick, if you think it, it will be? Haha.
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What can I say but ๐?
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uh huh..sure sure LOL ๐
My sister used to sing “I Ain’t Got No Body” by David Lee Roth when she tried on swimsuits and would crack up the shop staff ๐
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I can tell you had fun.
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Humor helps a lot! ๐
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LOL. Crack is whack!
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I kept singing the song I like big butts while I tried them on…quite disappointing to see such little results from the tag….not the reason I was buying them, they were the only ones in the color I needed to find ๐
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I had fun with it and I’m sure someday it will return when I’m 80 ๐
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Love it! I wish I could lose some of my thigh and tummy flab, Ass is okay. Ha ha.
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too funny ๐ Why yes, yes I do!
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